Here's some poetry I've written. Please note that I disclaim all responsibility for your physical or emotional reaction to these poems, so don't bother me if it makes your eyes bleed or something. This is solely an outlet for the wacky emotional ups and downs of my uneventful life.

Any rhyming is probably accidental.

Also, screw making up titles or whatever. I'm just gonna put em here by date.

At least the page looks prettier now. Also PHP. You probably can't tell, but this page is now XHTML+CSS, so basically I'm a geek.